Sneak peek into my stock answers for the matrimonial quiz

'Are you a tee-totaller?'

'No, I am an all-rounder.'

'Are you a virgin?'

'No. Aquarian.'

'Do you do drugs?'

'Never by prescription.'

'Would you cheat on me?'

'I don't play cards.'

'Do you respect women?'

'Oh yes. I call them my daddy.'